irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

(Source: dogs420)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

remember when staying up late was actually exciting

now its just life 

(Source: therealhamster)

slenclerman:

sext:

(Source: devnirenberg)

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

(Source: lordoftheinternet)

*switches to gmail*